Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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