I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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