There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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