butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Hello my rib-scented angel!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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