If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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