I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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