Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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