Small penises have feelings too.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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