I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
is wine microwaveable?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
