YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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