i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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