Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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