I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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