How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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