would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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