Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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