who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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