..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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