She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm like, not good at living.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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