at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
tell your sister to shave her snatch
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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