For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I have fence marks all over my body
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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