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go home
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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