you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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