Come see our sink grown plant.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I just found puke in my bra..
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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