just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
