she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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