tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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