Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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