Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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