yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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