Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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