so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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