I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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