the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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