i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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