only if we run a train.
done.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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