yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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