Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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