You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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