to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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