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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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