do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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