I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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