Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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