her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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