More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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