I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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