last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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