That's intense
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
