Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
she looked like the before picture.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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